I think ants are magical anyways… from their hive mind abilities, to their incredible strength and resilience – it wouldn’t shock me at all if they can teleport. 50 years from now they will determine that ants are simply the physical aspect of a sophisticated and powerful inter-dimensional being… a being that really enjoys moving sunflower seeds, one by one, in drunken zig zag lines across my yard!
that ant once upon a time found a bottle burried in the ground, it unwittingly rubbed it with its antennae 3 times and out popped a genie who instantly resised himself to ant size and made himself ant like so the ant would know it could communicate with it… and with its little feelers it waggled out 3 wishes
1) I wish to be un-squishable
2) I wish to be never late for work
3) I wish to be the fastest ant alive
And the Ant-genie thought for a moment…. before waggling out (with his ant-genie antenai) “your wish is my command” and with one single ability, he granted the ant all 3 wishes… initially the ant thought this was a cop out… 3 wishes only one boon… surely 2 separate boons at least…. well that changed the moment he walked into u/Competitive_Bus_7468 s kitchen… he was strolling about looking for some grub… waggling out his favourite ant antenai waggle which was Annie -by alien ant farm… it was then the sky went dark… the jusassic park like thumps and ground vibrations told him something big was coming…. before he knew it, a colossal sky sausage appeared out of nowhere and it was aiming directly for him…
The ant’s antenai stoot straight with the petrifying current of fear… and just when that massive finger meteor was about to squish him ‘ZAP’… ‘ZOOOOOOM’ he realised he was more than just an ant… first he’s here then hes there…. hes faster than a scale electrics train… faster than a speeding bb pellet he’s…. The Flash Ant!
So I have a guess!! It’s not actually an ant but a jumping spider that mimics ants. Just had a run-in with one while camping. Let the little guy crawl on me for a good hour or so. It has only 2 segments when you look closer and pedipalps by its head. (Google) Myrmarachne is a genus of jumping spiders that mimic ants, commonly known as ant-mimicking spiders. The photo link is my picture.
OMG… 😳 You better get out of your building. “They” just changed the configuration and layout of the building with a whole S.W.A.T. team headed to your now new, front door. 2 agents are also in that group.. 😎😎
This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was cleaning my kitchen when I noticed a bunch of ants. For some reason, the ants were growing bigger in number. I was watching in disbelief
Ants that jump can jump faster than we can see, and you’d definitely need a higher frame video to see it. But yeah I saw this when I was younger and thought the damn ants were magic, turns out when your that small you’re just really fucking strong and can jump/move quick because of that
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Someone forgot to tell the ant its not supposed to be able to do that, LoL.
Thank you for reporting this *bug* (pun intended); we’ll double check the ant code. What server region are you on?
Where is this video from? Did you film it?
I think ants are magical anyways… from their hive mind abilities, to their incredible strength and resilience – it wouldn’t shock me at all if they can teleport. 50 years from now they will determine that ants are simply the physical aspect of a sophisticated and powerful inter-dimensional being… a being that really enjoys moving sunflower seeds, one by one, in drunken zig zag lines across my yard!
Static electricity? Just a guess.
Turn off the audio before watching. 🤮🤮
Somewhere there’s a cat with a laser pointer
that ant once upon a time found a bottle burried in the ground, it unwittingly rubbed it with its antennae 3 times and out popped a genie who instantly resised himself to ant size and made himself ant like so the ant would know it could communicate with it… and with its little feelers it waggled out 3 wishes
1) I wish to be un-squishable
2) I wish to be never late for work
3) I wish to be the fastest ant alive
And the Ant-genie thought for a moment…. before waggling out (with his ant-genie antenai) “your wish is my command” and with one single ability, he granted the ant all 3 wishes… initially the ant thought this was a cop out… 3 wishes only one boon… surely 2 separate boons at least…. well that changed the moment he walked into u/Competitive_Bus_7468 s kitchen… he was strolling about looking for some grub… waggling out his favourite ant antenai waggle which was Annie -by alien ant farm… it was then the sky went dark… the jusassic park like thumps and ground vibrations told him something big was coming…. before he knew it, a colossal sky sausage appeared out of nowhere and it was aiming directly for him…
The ant’s antenai stoot straight with the petrifying current of fear… and just when that massive finger meteor was about to squish him ‘ZAP’… ‘ZOOOOOOM’ he realised he was more than just an ant… first he’s here then hes there…. hes faster than a scale electrics train… faster than a speeding bb pellet he’s…. The Flash Ant!
Hi friends i studied bugs in college. This is actually a small wasp- when it’s “teleporting”, it’s just flying away a short distance.
Bro, shut your mouth when you’re filming videos, fucking disgusting
The thing about ants is that there’s usually more than one
You have more than one ant 🐜
Men have tapped entire clips worth of fingertips at them and hit nothing but the table.
So I have a guess!! It’s not actually an ant but a jumping spider that mimics ants. Just had a run-in with one while camping. Let the little guy crawl on me for a good hour or so. It has only 2 segments when you look closer and pedipalps by its head. (Google) Myrmarachne is a genus of jumping spiders that mimic ants, commonly known as ant-mimicking spiders. The photo link is my picture.
[ant mimic ](https://imgur.com/a/w8e7rOj)
OMG… 😳 You better get out of your building. “They” just changed the configuration and layout of the building with a whole S.W.A.T. team headed to your now new, front door. 2 agents are also in that group.. 😎😎
Please stop killing
Only main characters can kill the ants. Nice try NPC
Alien disguised as an ant 🐜
This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was cleaning my kitchen when I noticed a bunch of ants. For some reason, the ants were growing bigger in number. I was watching in disbelief
Minimal dash range
Spawn
I’m not even sure that’s an ant
We literally got an ant man
Probably a springtail. You gotta be quick to squash them
Nope, but I have seen more than 1 ant in the same area at the same time.
You can squash ants and then other ants are around.
In the slowmo it kinda looks like it just jumps away really fast lol
Terrorformars shit
scary what an insect could do at human size
r/blackmagicfuckery
Ants that jump can jump faster than we can see, and you’d definitely need a higher frame video to see it. But yeah I saw this when I was younger and thought the damn ants were magic, turns out when your that small you’re just really fucking strong and can jump/move quick because of that
3 ants died in the process.
Interesting
Did this make anyone else extremely uncomfortable to watch?
It’s a blink ant.
Static electricity your shocking it halfway across the table bro
I bet there is a swinging fan off camera.
So real, question are you the ant?
Must be one of them ancient *Fle-Ants*, protectors of all Ants and maybe fleas?
Multiple ants in different spots. Don’t be so naive lol
Sticks to your finger then falls off